oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
do herpes really smell.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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