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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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