Duck Duck Cougar?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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