Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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