I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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