If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Oh god it's open bar.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
