awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I am morally bankrupt
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He felt like a one man threesome
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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