the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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