I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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