so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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