Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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