And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
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it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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