Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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