when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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