Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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