note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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