Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My feet surprised me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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