Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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