You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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