New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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