dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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