Tell her she can't have a vagina
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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