She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
