honey bunches of taint.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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