I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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