I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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