I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
