I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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