i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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