no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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