fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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