Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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