I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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