Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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