guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We have started to decorate penises.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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