Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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