Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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