i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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