her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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