i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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