I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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