Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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