I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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