People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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