are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
