Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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