You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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