i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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