Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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