i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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