Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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