i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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