Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize