So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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