Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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