I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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