Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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